Andrew Lynagh

@comicmonkey

New York Based Writer of Comics, TV and general absurdity

New York, NY
Joined July 2008

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  1. Oct 3

    My three year old just now. “I love mama every day all the time. I love daddy some days.”

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  2. Sep 18

    Every day is Batman Day.

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  3. Aug 19

    Why do flies always rub their front legs together like an evil villain plotting something?

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  4. Jul 30

    I'm hoping this tweet has a positive update later...

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  5. Jul 30

    Lots of players flying at the deadline and none of them flying to the Mets yet.

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  6. Jul 25

    I love that NBC will find any chance to use Steve Kornacki, even gold medal number crunching at the olympics.

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  7. Jul 21

    As I was doing laundry and using a tide pod, I couldn't help but wonder who was the first person to think, "I should totally eat this."

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  8. Jul 13

    How did Grogu not score a nomination for best supporting actor?

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  9. May 29

    Even in a pandemic, a child cannot resist the urge to put their hands on absolutely everything outside.

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  10. May 28

    Still waiting to see my first cicada of the season

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  11. May 27

    There's been so many injuries on the mets that when I saw a home run alert on my phone, I assumed it was a guy from the other team and was relieved to be wrong. ...even if I can't keep track of who is currently even on the team.

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  12. Apr 20

    “Daddy. I love U......nicorns.” Red hot toddler burn.

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  13. Apr 17

    My daughter said she thinks if I had 3 wishes, then I’d ask to run really fast, have a whole pizza box to myself and meet Spider-Man. This is what she thinks of me. I can’t say she’s wrong...

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  14. Apr 5

    2021 Mets picking up where they left off...blowing games for DeGrom.

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  15. Mar 20

    Welcome to spring 2021, which unfortunately still looks a lot like spring 2020...mostly inside my home.

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  16. Feb 19

    My almost 3 year old keeps putting different stuffed monkeys on me and telling me it looks like I have monkey on my back. I think the metaphor is lost on her.

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  17. Jan 13

    When my daughter reads the word great in her kindergarten reading workshop, she suddenly sounds like Tony the Tiger. Every time.

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  18. Retweeted

    DISC STOCK ONLY.

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  19. 23 Dec 2020

    One skill my toddler has perfected during all this home time is knowing how to press the “skip this ad” button on YouTube.

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  20. 30 Nov 2020

    . just finished reading Empyre. It was fun! I was curious whatever happened to Lyja? I kept waiting for her to show up as a member of the new order.

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