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My three year old just now. “I love mama every day all the time. I love daddy some days.”
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Every day is Batman Day.
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Why do flies always rub their front legs together like an evil villain plotting something?
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I'm hoping this tweet has a positive update later...
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Lots of players flying at the deadline and none of them flying to the Mets yet.
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I love that NBC will find any chance to use Steve Kornacki, even gold medal number crunching at the olympics.
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As I was doing laundry and using a tide pod, I couldn't help but wonder who was the first person to think, "I should totally eat this."
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How did Grogu not score a nomination for best supporting actor?
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Even in a pandemic, a child cannot resist the urge to put their hands on absolutely everything outside.
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Still waiting to see my first cicada of the season
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There's been so many injuries on the mets that when I saw a home run alert on my phone, I assumed it was a guy from the other team and was relieved to be wrong.
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“Daddy. I love U......nicorns.” Red hot toddler burn.
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My daughter said she thinks if I had 3 wishes, then I’d ask to run really fast, have a whole pizza box to myself and meet Spider-Man. This is what she thinks of me. I can’t say she’s wrong...
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2021 Mets picking up where they left off...blowing games for DeGrom.
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Welcome to spring 2021, which unfortunately still looks a lot like spring 2020...mostly inside my home.
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My almost 3 year old keeps putting different stuffed monkeys on me and telling me it looks like I have monkey on my back. I think the metaphor is lost on her.
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When my daughter reads the word great in her kindergarten reading workshop, she suddenly sounds like Tony the Tiger. Every time.
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One skill my toddler has perfected during all this home time is knowing how to press the “skip this ad” button on YouTube.
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@DanSlott just finished reading Empyre. It was fun! I was curious whatever happened to Lyja? I kept waiting for her to show up as a member of the new order.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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