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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    . where's my F train bitch

    12 replies 8 retweets 44 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    Happy Fourth fuckers

    3 replies 9 retweets 58 likes
  3. 8 hours ago

    America rules

    1 reply 2 retweets 11 likes
  4. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

    1 reply 3 retweets 14 likes
  5. 20 hours ago

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

    1 reply 3 retweets 14 likes
  6. Retweeted
    22 hours ago
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    Can't fairly judge Kim on this one considering how I'm going to be spending tomorrow.

    1 retweet 1 like
  7. 22 hours ago

    not gonna lie if i had a bunch of missiles id be launching that shit left and right

    North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea.....
    5 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
  8. 22 hours ago

    She says this now but I guarantee she gleefully mocked Romney and will vote for any Dem in the future who values diplomacy over action

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    2 replies 1 like
  9. 22 hours ago

    Opening my DMs was the best decision I ever made

    5 replies 10 likes
  10. Retweeted
    22 hours ago
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    Isn't it Rahm's job to educate Chicago public HS kids to be able get a job and/or go to college. Dude shd fix schools & stop gun crimes.

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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    23 hours ago
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  12. 23 hours ago

    That's fucking absurd. Under this requirement, I wouldn't have even graduated (and I barely did as is). Most 25 year olds have no plan.

    Chicago will impose a new and unusual requirement to graduate high school: a job or an acceptance letter
    4 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
  13. 24 hours ago

    Isn't the fucking point of Israel to give Jews a homeland, free from acts of discrimination and violence?

    Israeli leaders exploit horrible acts of anti-Semitism to encourage Jews to move to Israel. Judaism ≠ Zionism Anti-Zionism ≠ Anti-Semitism
    12 likes
  14. 24 hours ago

    Wtf I love Macron now

    So… Macron is basically a neoreactionary?
    2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    16 replies 435 retweets 2,053 likes
  16. Jul 3

    lol!

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    "The pizza cake is your only social leveller, for in the pizza shops rich and poor harmoniously congregate"

    Pizza explained to Victorians.
    10 retweets 20 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    Media then: violent lefty rhetoric had nothing to do with the Scalise shooting Media now: Trump's wrestling GIF will get journos killed.

    119 replies 2,427 retweets 4,577 likes
  19. Jul 1

    The best part is how this retweet is totally unironic

    12 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    The Old Man and the Tweet.

    "A Farewell to Illegal Immigrants"
    1 reply 4 retweets 10 likes
  21. Jul 1

    Never log online

    3 replies 1 retweet 12 likes

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