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@PaulScelus

Materialised sometime in the 5th century

Australia
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Joined July 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Sep 2016

    Cat!

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  2. Retweeted
    6 Jun 2019

    IT TOOK Y'ALL THIS FUCKING LONG???

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  3. Retweeted
    13 May 2019

    Just seeing this video and I am thoroughly deceased 😂

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  4. Retweeted
    19 Mar 2019

    I’m sure cloud gaming in Australia will work just fine

    20 replies 111 retweets 711 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    14 Feb 2019

    a baby just fucking tried to shoot me with an arrow, so I kicked the shit out of it

    7 replies 15 retweets 120 likes
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  6. 15 Jan 2019

    Eat my mini knife-scythe, Ultra Greed!

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  7. Retweeted
    14 Jan 2019

    January: Egg sets record for number of instagram likes on a single photo. February: Egg signs with CAA. March: Egg joins Faze under the name Faze Scramblz. April: Outrage at Faze Scramblz after old tweets expose he said all egg colors aren't equal. CAA and Faze drop Egg.

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  8. Retweeted
    1 Jan 2019

    Currently being a big hard man on the internet using sweet memes like this

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  9. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    Happy new year (final redux)

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    18 Dec 2018

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  11. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2018

    Andy Serkis as Theresa May doing the Gollum voice debating herself about the Brexit deal

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  12. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2018

    Gawd dammit, Santa!

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  13. 1 Dec 2018

    Australian summer in the air con.

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  14. 21 Nov 2018

    Let's go, Moltres!

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    12 Nov 2018

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    12 Nov 2018

    Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee, brains behind Spider-Man, Black Panther and X-Men, has died at 95, family lawyer says

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  17. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2018

    If you are an American over the age of 18 who decided not to vote today, please tell me in five words or fewer why you suck so much

    33 replies 96 retweets 517 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    5 Nov 2018

    The sun is hot. Police aware.

    5 replies 48 retweets 198 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2018

    Welp that’s enough internet for today...

    274 replies 1,348 retweets 13,553 likes
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  20. 8 Oct 2018

    Have you ever found yourself in a position that you can say you've climbed on Zeus' cock?

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  21. Retweeted
    20 Sep 2018

    I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal to see Batman’s nipples.

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