Ivan J. Ngo

@Milhousecrying

looking for a nice ditch.

Lincoln Heights, Los Angeles
Joined August 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 29

    Maybe instead of shaming Donald Duck for not wearing pants maybe we should question why doesn’t provide uniforms that fit his curvy body?!?

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  2. Jul 15

    Feeling extra dissociated today. Mondays am I right?

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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    H²O 🤢 Y²K 😎

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  4. Jul 12

    “I’m gonna go ham on this bacon.” Cassandra let out a sigh. “That’s not bacon that was Sarah. She was a chemist and loved surfing. Now it is just you and me that’s left of the research team.” The snow continued to beat down on what was left of the aircraft. Night was coming.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    🎶All my exes//don’t pay taxes🎶

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  6. Jul 11

    What’s the normal amount of asking questions for a friend asking for a friend.

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  7. Jul 11

    I know I am listening to a good album when part of the album is voicemail from the artist’s mom.

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  8. Jul 11

    “Let me slip into something more comfortable.” He slipped in the puddle into the giant pile of pajamas.

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  9. Jul 9

    She took her high heels off. It had been a long night for the first female partner at the law firm. All the other partners left to watch the 3rd quarter of the Detroit Red Wings game. “Hey Siri.” she said “Play ‘Crab’ by Weezer.”

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  10. Jul 9

    Trying to think of a funny way to criticize people who are only trying to think of funny ways of criticize things

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    I’m lookin’ to Blue is the Warmest Color in Paris 🤠

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  12. Jul 8

    Do you ever stop and think “...cowabunga”?

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  13. Jul 5

    For the funeral of Lord Blood Magik, In lieu of flowers we kindly ask for a blood sample from your first born THANK U.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    Starting a cult for men who love the movie 20th Century Women

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  15. Jul 5

    I’m in Smaug heaven.

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  16. Jul 4

    4th of July.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    found out my mom puts stevia in la croix

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    made this in college

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  19. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Why is Charlie Brown so fucking sad!? He’s got a dog and his own fucking TV Show!

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  20. Jul 3

    A world where supermarkets don’t have automatic sliding doors

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  21. Jul 2

    Silence is golden. A slight murmur is tin.

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