Ju Bu

@JuTheTardigrade

Bronze-age peasant living in a 21st Century ad agency world. Now a children's book writer too. Hold my beer while I bring democracy to the UK ( )

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  1. Oct 4

    FriendsReunited and MySpace dusting off them servers.

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  2. Oct 4

    and then , , down. Some people wanted a bigger story and a lot less sharing.

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  3. Oct 4

    Hey peeps. Take a few minutes to look around and say 'hi' before it all comes back online..., ,

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  4. Jun 30

    Hi . I think one of the reason's I'm experiencing longer than expected delays on your phone line is because basic information is very difficult to find on your website. Things like, "What time can I check into your Cheltenham hotel?". Actually, specifically that.

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    Mar 1

    Today we launch our campaign with support from the all-singing, red chair-turning who is putting up his pair of shoes worn at the 2020 Golden Globes for auction to raise funds for our life-changing services.

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    Mar 9

    Making her Back Up debut is Queen of the stage and screen Dame Helen Mirren. She’s donating a pair of heels to the campaign and they could be yours. Find out more about this campaign at

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    13 Jul 2020

    Read the opening of my fin du millénaire gothic novel 'Axel is Free' on my website:

    The cottage was a complete ruin – huge unsafe looking chimney stacks at either end, partially crumbled outer walls, no roof, no woodwork, no timbers, grass growing on the tops of the walls, ivy creeping up them.
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    4 Jul 2020

    First! Glad to buy the #1 pint at The While Horse since lockdown. I'm a bit fatter thanks to their amazing takeout deliveries, but delighted to be back.

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    23 Apr 2020

    Putting in a few extra hours so all you good people have something cool to read when the plague is over.

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    21 Apr 2020
    Replying to

    Hi Julian is running this can you share for me tar

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  11. 21 Apr 2020

    There is still fun to be had over lock-down. Tonight, at 21:01 hrs, 's satellites are in formation across the sky. Yesterday my kids (7 and 10yrs) watched Independence Day. Time to shit them right up.

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  12. 8 Apr 2020

    1. Boris Johnson thinks herd immunity is the answer. 2. The virus can survive on surfaces for up to three days. 3. Boris has coronavirus. 4. He just wrote to every single one of us.

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    3 Nov 2019

    Looking forward to getting started on my election campaign.

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  14. 10 Aug 2019

    *chest swells with spirit animal pride*

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  15. 9 Jul 2019

    …i.e. Six months after developing light speed we can go anywhere instantly. Suddenly there is a universe to fill and we never launch a single light ship. It would be pretty quiet. Am I being a bellend?

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  16. 18 Jun 2019

    Hey , did you know ripped off your excellent ad? Vs . I love originality. Copying kinda sucks.. You should know about this too.

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  17. 13 Apr 2019

    Getting a lot Timothy Claypole vibe from the last 10 secs of the new Star Wars trailer. Perhaps all the Jedi ghosts were picked up by the Meakers in the sell-off. via

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    25 Dec 2018

    The literary antidote to Christmas - a deranged satire on religious belief - and FREE for the festive period. (Offer ends 1 Jan 2019)

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  19. 17 Nov 2018

    The lawnmowing jousting world cup was dogshit. The rugby was alright, though.

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  20. 29 Sep 2018

    crackin' pumpkins.

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