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@JohnFugelsang

I'm a comedian and an actor and a broadcaster and a recovering cynic Sirius/XM #121 M-F instagram:

NYC, LA & The Beautiful South
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Aug 2017

    These are the two tweets from famous people that have meant the most to me.

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    22 hours ago

    Ladies, any man who uses an apostrophe to pluralize nouns is unworthy of your affection's

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  3. 8 hours ago

    Nobody ridicules Pence for being Christian. They ridicule him for claiming to be "Christian" while he fights to disregard the marginalized, make the rich richer, turn away war refugees, steal kids from migrants & pretend that Christ shares his homophobia. .

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  4. Retweeted
    14 May 2017

    Got this from Happy Mother's Day.

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  5. 9 hours ago

    When you finally finally bring your first grader to St Marks Comics in the east village and nobody told you the store had closed down.

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  6. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    “She went full prarie populist, telling people their pain and suffering was caused by predatory pharmaceutical barons.”

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    22 hours ago

    [whispers] what if all our assumptions about electability are exactly backwards

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  8. 20 hours ago

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  9. 22 hours ago

    Ladies, any man who uses an apostrophe to pluralize nouns is unworthy of your affection's

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  10. 22 hours ago

    He outsourced his own manufacturing to China & Mexico.

    Such an easy way to avoid Tariffs? Make or produce your goods and products in the good old USA. It’s very simple!
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  11. May 11

    Because our government has become a mob restaurant that's being burned down for the insurance $ via

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  12. May 11

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  13. Retweeted
    May 10

    In fairness to Ben Shapiro, I too would storm off any TV show if they forced me to defend actual Ben Shapiro quotes.

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  14. May 11

    Porn is to actual Sex what Pro Wrestling is to actual Sports.

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  15. May 11

    "All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw

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  16. Retweeted
    May 10

    Every time Mike Pence praises Trump for "religious freedom" I'm reminded of all those nights I spent in prison bc I said "Merry Christmas"under a Democratic presidency. (I'm also reminded that Pence is revoltingly un-Christian and that Trump support is incompatible w/Jesus.)

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  17. Retweeted
    May 8

    The “It’s ok that I was literally the worst businessman in America bc I’m also a tax cheat!” defense.

    ....you would get it by building, or even buying. You always wanted to show losses for tax purposes....almost all real estate developers did - and often re-negotiate with banks, it was sport. Additionally, the very old information put out is a highly inaccurate Fake News hit job!
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  18. May 10

    die Trumpf Jugend

    TPUSA Member At UN Las Vegas ‘Removed’ From Organization Over ‘White Power’ Video
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    May 10

    (2) Also: Darth Jabba Noxious Glob of Congealed Creamsicle-Colored Spray-Tan Goo Money-Laundering Scrotal Clot Kim Jong-Oops The Vulgarian Authoritarian Orangutan Barbarian Maladapted Scat Ghoul A Fredo in a Family of Fredos An Old Fat King Joffrey Baratheon w/Untreated Syphilis

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  20. May 10

    In fairness to Ben Shapiro, I too would storm off any TV show if they forced me to defend actual Ben Shapiro quotes.

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  21. May 10

    Guns in church. Because, hey, “faith.”

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