Jeffrey C. Wells (except ambiguously spookier)

I am seriously, honestly wondering if the strategy here is to attempt to harvest spite views and spite accolades from the Right.https://twitter.com/gothspiderbitch/status/1447632010776825858 …

Finished building a meditation room in Subnautica and I feel so damn relaxed that I want a real one. #subnauticabelowzero

Serious, I am so tired of the urge to reply in good faith to bad-faith gotcha questions I'm like rolling out chapter and verse of ecclesiastical law in response to "If you love pizza so much than why don't you marry it"

Almost made the mistake of responding on a popular promoted vax/antivax thread and hit cancel at the last second, anxious now, like a narrow miss from a bullet

if you start feeling down about yourself remember that the sperm that helped make you started out by winning a really big race

I will die for my local Minotar. People say it's hard to find goods there but it's not true. The trick is to keep following the left row of shelves. String helps as well!https://twitter.com/HardSciFiMovies/status/1438945429878620163 …

Ugh, unfollowing. Thought it was a moon, turned out it was a fully armed and operational battle station.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was that thing where you produce a coin out from behind someone's ear, and even that was mishandled He's really a pretty poor stage magician 0/5 stars

That this is not front page above the fold news absolutely everywhere in America is astonishing, why am I having to dig for this

Don't want to say much because I'm trying to use this moment to listen to the affected rather than to talk, but I do want to go on record saying that using your government to facilitate civil vigilantism as an end-run around unenforceability provisions is some next-level bullshit

But enough of that philosophical crap. IT'S G5 PONY TRAILER DAYhttps://twitter.com/netflixfamily/status/1425804262936772609 …

Existence. What the hell, man.

I am sitting here on a city bench, crying, listening to an ornamental fountain that was installed because humans like the noise and sight of falling water. And everything is madness and soon I will have breakfast.

It's all just chemicals. The world is crazy and wild and full of suffering and hormonal elation and blood and tubular bells and Tracey Ullman singing "They Don't Know" with her now-dead friend Kirsty and it's all just chemicals finding incrementally better ways to make copies.

I did this because I had an appointment with my optometrist so that he could design devices so I could see better. Because I am made wrong.

This morning, I elected to be in control of roughly 3000 pounds of metal and plastic, and I chose to propel that mass at 70 miles per hour, in close quarters with others doing the same or more. I could have touched them with my hand. No animal should ever do this.