David Terruso

@DavidTerruso

Novelist & comedian. Download the FREE prequel to my illustrated novel Alter Ego: The Other Me, Issue 1 at the link below. The prequel is called THE BLINK.

Philadelphia, PA
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Joined July 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Apr 2020

    Download THE BLINK, the FREE prequel to my illustrated novel, ALTER EGO: THE OTHER ME, ISSUE 1:

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  2. 1 Oct 2020

    TRUMP AT A BAPTISM Priest: Do you renounce Satan, all his works, and all his empty promises? Trump: I’m happy to. I’m happy to. I’ll do whatever. Give me a name. Give me a name. Priest: Lucifer Trump: Lucifer... stand back and stand by.

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    26 Mar 2020

    Tonight 8PM ET: Dave will give the debut performance on Verizon’s Pay it Forward Live, a weekly streaming series in support of small businesses affected by COVID-19. Stream live on Twitter , , , and (ch.14) & (ch.28).

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  4. 22 Mar 2020

    I'm giving away Neil Gaiman's The Sandman complete series. This is the 30th anniversary recolored edition, all 14 issues. A $280 value. It's free to enter:

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    9 Mar 2020

    We are giving away 10,000 FREE orders to celebrate our 10th birthday! RT to enter to win. Follow so we can DM you. Ends 3/16 at 10PM EST. Read about our 10-year journey below 👇

    10 years ago Sticker Mule was born out of frustration.
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  6. 23 Feb 2020

    I'm giving away the ebook of my debut novel CUBE SLEUTH at this link: It's a murder mystery set in a corporate workplace. It's dark and funny and sad and has lots of boner jokes. Go get it. Happy reading!

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  7. 23 Jan 2020

    Mr. Peanut fell to his death and exploded. Pretty grim for a cartoon food mascot. But better than their original idea where he died slowly of non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma over the course of several commercials.

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  8. 22 Jan 2020

    My graphic novel Alter Ego: The Other Me, Issue 1 is NOW available on Submit! If you're enrolled in that, you can read it FREE; if you're not, it's just $1.99.

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  9. 10 Dec 2019

    I'm spending too much time watching superhero movies. I heard someone say their dad was in the ICU and I thought, "Whose cinematic universe is that? Image Comics?"

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    9 Dec 2019

    We gave everyone at Sticker Mule a $1,000 bonus!

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    26 Aug 2019

    We caught up with to find out more about his comic and why he decided to create it with a mixture of literary and sequential storytelling.

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  12. 27 Aug 2019

    destroyed once again on Just give these guys the grand prize already. They are in a league of their own.

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  13. 28 Mar 2019

    I'm giving away 5 FREE COPIES of my dark comic murder mystery Cube Sleuth. Click the link, enter your email, the end. Good luck! via

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  14. 15 Mar 2019

    Do you love boner-joke infused murder mysteries and hate paying for stuff? I have great news: I'm giving away 5 FREE signed copies of my first novel, Cube Sleuth. Click the link. Enter your email address. The end.

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  15. 20 Aug 2018

    When a magician says, "Pay close attention to my right hand," you know the real trick is happening in his left. Trump is just the magician's tiny right hand.

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  16. 9 Aug 2018

    Is there a pretentious German word for the elation I feel when I walk up to my apartment complex gym and there are zero people inside? Nasiumfreude or something?

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  17. 1 Aug 2018

    My parents only gave me life once, and I’ve had to set up a new computer for them three times already.

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  18. 26 Jul 2018

    I wrote a book about how many fucks I give. And I thought I had the perfect title. Turns out there already was a book called Less Than Zero. Dang.

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  19. 21 Jul 2018

    Whoever decided that now these 10-second commercials should start mid-word in the middle of every internet video we watch should be forced to saw off their own genitalia and eat it as their last meal while they slowly bleed out. Too harsh?

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  20. 21 Jul 2018

    Someone please make an app that digitally removes the reflection in your sunglasses of your two stupid arms holding your phone when you take a selfie. I’m so sick of seeing that in every outdoor picture and remembering that everyone everywhere is so pathetically lonely always.

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