General von Mills

@Bosko_DePompo

I have the physique of a neolithic fertility goddess. I follow in my van.

Kawaii Underworld
Joined June 2007
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    May 31

    The Soviet space program started as a hugely impractical way of putting down stray dogs

    46 retweets 138 likes
  2. 13 hours ago

    Enjoying my new jetpack, as I sail high above the churning, ultraviolent CHUD-populated exburb favelas of the Bay Area.

    2 retweets 8 likes
  3. Jun 30

    In the Dome'ed City of my dreams, teasing would not be allowed and the Hot Pockets are the size of cats

    4 retweets 10 likes
  4. Jun 29

    The Zeno's frequent flier miles paradox

    1 retweet 3 likes
  5. Jun 28

    My neckbeard is on the inside.

    2 retweets 5 likes
  6. Jun 26

    The petting zoo! Here come the cuddly animals! Goats, rabids, voles, cats, a Komodo, a hitler, a fur whelkin, a weenus, a tit hog, a cub

    3 retweets 6 likes
  7. Jun 24

    This California Chardonnay has heavy notes of focus group

    1 retweet 5 likes
  8. Jun 23

    AM CORNERING THE GLOBAL CORGI MARKET

    1 retweet 10 likes
  9. Jun 23

    Even Totoro dies

    1 like
  10. Jun 21

    I hate all sensory data

    2 retweets 4 likes
  11. Jun 20

    (Carefully reads the Sanskrit inscription with magnifying glass) "It reads this: Di... A... Rhea... Cha... Cha... Cha."

    8 likes
  12. Jun 19

    In Japan, is more or less real.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  13. Jun 19

    And I will not cry, or sob. And Percival will not foul his pants. Not this time. For tonight, we will become men. Hopefully like 8 times.

  14. Jun 18

    30 By 30 proves my thesis that professional sports would be improved by a Philip Glass score

    10 likes
  15. Jun 17

    These kids just knocked out a drone with their minds. As soon as it lands they're going to shove flowers up its ass.

    6 likes
  16. Jun 17

    Lost my virginity on a blocking sled

    2 likes
  17. Jun 16

    The food court gave me a writ of habeas diarrhea

    6 likes
  18. Jun 15

    "We need to find water, firewood, shelter. Luigi, what are you going to do?" "Ima tell you what. Ima gonna build a real nice pizza hut."

    1 retweet 3 likes
  19. Jun 13

    Curry just has to hit a single 14-pointer

    1 retweet 2 likes
  20. Jun 13

    The Cavs are playing like Tyronn Lue recently had a very frank exchange of ideas with some gentlemen in the Cleveland olive oil import trade

    2 likes
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