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@AndiEwington

Game Director for computer games • Writer • Former Designer • Used to Write Comics • Co-Author of 'Campaigns & Companions' OUT NOW!

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Jul 2020

    DM: ‘You come to large wooden door’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door’ DM: ‘An orc opens it and growls at you to come in’ Cat: ‘I do nothing’ DM ‘He growls at you to come in again’ Cat: ‘I do nothing’ DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and slams the door’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door’

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  2. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    *Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles and outbursts of laughter

    As this tweet is doing well, give me a follow, read my pinned tweet or buy this highly amusing pets/D&D themed book!
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  3. 2 hours ago

    As this tweet is doing well, give me a follow, read my pinned tweet or buy this highly amusing pets/D&D themed book!

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  4. 3 hours ago

    If being slowly dissolved wasn’t bad enough, the Cleric had to endure the humiliation of being stuck inside a Gelatinous Cylinder, the notably inferior cousin to the infamous Gelatinous Cube…

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  5. 5 hours ago

    On one hand, the Cleric was hopelessly trapped in the Cloak of Comfort… but in the other hand, the Cleric was extremely comfortable…

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    Cat politely declines to being removed from blanket pile..
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  6. 14 hours ago

    Chaotic Evil Cleric: ‘There is no love… only HATE!’

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  7. 16 hours ago

    Yay!

    Mr Warrington about to read Campaigns & Companions
    Finally it's here. Just need to keep it away from Mr Warrington P. Cat. Oh dear! cc
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  8. 17 hours ago

    2nd edit draft complete on the novel. Now going back for a third (comedy footnotes ahoy!)

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  9. 17 hours ago

    There are two types of Barbarians: the ones who thirst for battle, and the ones who try to stop the first lot from drinking too deep…

    Pumpkin and her cousin Sasha, in a puppy pile
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  10. 17 hours ago

    😂😂👍🏻

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  11. 17 hours ago

    When your Ranger finally figures out the cryptic message that activates the Fountain of Eternal Youth…

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    Bathroom door now needs to be locked at all times 😳
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  12. 19 hours ago

    When the Cleric is more excited to see the Paladin return for another adventure, rather than the DM, who cancelled all his plans at short notice, to run the campaign for them…

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    "Finally... you're back" 🎥 Youtube Viral Snare
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  13. Oct 11

    That time the Dwarven Barbarian stared at you with simmering rage through their almost-empty glass until you bought them another round…

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  14. Oct 10

    That time the DM realised the Warlock was going to forever destroy the Quest-Chalice they had spent all weekend creating for the rest of the adventuring group…

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    "What did you say? Could not understand.. What was it?" 🔊🔊🔊 SOUND ON Please 🔊🔊🔊 🎥 Youtube Funny Animals'Life
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  15. Retweeted
    Oct 10

    Campaigns & Companions: The Complete Role-Playing Guide for Pets 19% off and in the buy 2 get 1 free book sale

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  16. Oct 10

    Paladin: ‘Monk… what is the secret to your inner peace? The balance you seem to have for both the positive, and the negative?’ Monk (bends over) Paladin: ‘By the Gods!’

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  17. Oct 10

    Ranger (in panic): ‘I CAN’T GET THROUGH THE WALL OF FORCE!’ Wizard: ‘What Wall of Force?’ Ranger: ‘THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME!’ Wizard (stepping through): ‘There’s nothing here!’ Ranger (panic boiling over): ‘DON’T LEAVE ME TRAPPED IN HERE!’ Wizard (walking off): ‘FFS…’

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    “Would you please.. please.. please open the door?!” 😅
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  18. Oct 10

    DM: ‘Druid, make a Saving Throw Vs Blindness’ (Druid rolls their D20) Druid: ‘Bollocks, a 1…’ DM: ‘The world goes black…’

    Go to the petting zoo they said, it'll be fun they said 😐
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    Oct 10

    We have spent the last few weeks interviewing the amazing and coming up . I am genuinely amazed at this wonderful community we have!!!

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  20. Oct 10

    DM: ‘Wild-Shape as much as you want, Druid… you’re still fucking heavily encumbered!’

    Korrelation ungleich Kausalität....
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  21. Oct 10

    Rogue: ‘Right, let me get this right… the plan is we’re going to sneak into the palace, quietly enter the treasure room, silently steal the loot before making our escape without detection?’ Wizard: ‘You’ve got it…’ Rogue: ‘THEN, WHY THE FUCK, ARE WE TAKING THE BARD?!’

    Welcome to another funky !
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