Look at the size of is neck 
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El pelao tiene el cuello más largo que misa de Jueves santo.pic.twitter.com/hepXn6aupt
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Can I point out the giraffe in the room?pic.twitter.com/fffxY1cNxT
Fimally!!!! 
OK firstly what is fimally
Secondly y? Y on earth would u want a pre-cracked egg
n y does it say made in China
N thirdly y is that boys neck so long tho
lol looking like his all neck n no body



im dying of laughter here at work
Lmao


well I guess thats a good thing, atleast u not falling asleep anymore


oh i am 
. but nearly time to go home. finally!!!!
Lol
yay
see u made it through the day
now it's just tomorrow then u a free man for the weekend
u can sleep right through till Sunday
Yesss I cant wait
Saves time, huh....? Imagine trying to open the package without spilling the egg, and trying not to get any parts of the wrapper into the bowl/pan/whatever 
Salmonella....
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