I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife, and when we pluck together, it's a pheasant plucking life. Mind those eyes though
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Pheasant, peasant? What a pleasant present!
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The whole presentation is puzzling/horrifying. Halved peaches and pears AND the big knife stuck in the side board?
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*wipes face* You spit a little.
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I nearly hit one on a road, no matter what way I swerved it turned the same way, they seem to have no sense of self preservation!
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....backs away slowly.....runs.....dear god!
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I like the knife.
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