My theory is that @beckw1n is actually @TempoTheodore. OH THE CONSPIRACY.
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@6ftShelby@TempoTheodore How could I be Theodore? I am a human. Please.
@beckw1n @TempoTheodore and Theodore is a donkey without opposable thumbs who can type. YOUR ARGUMENT IS DONEZO!
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@6ftShelby@beckw1n I use a specially designed keyboard, created by scientists, that allow me to type with my hooves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@6ftShelby@beckw1n@TempoTheodore Listen. The magic that is Theodore can't be explained Shelby. You just have to accept it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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