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Adrián Lamo
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#Hacker. State actor. Published #author & #journalist. #Defense. #Cybercrime. #Russia. #China. #Israel. #3 on #CISO Platform's top-100 #security influencers.
sub rosa ✈️x.lamo.org/AdrianFAQJoined January 2007

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This is probably the best way of getting the public to give a darn about surveillance I've seen. I tip my hat to it.
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Storing credit card numbers in cookies is a silly idea, but when you think about it, so is storing them in plain sight on plastic cards.
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A programmer’s wife says: “Get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
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OH: "So a TSA agent, an FBI agent, and the Secretary of Homeland Security walk into a bar ..." (h/t @leoofborg)
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Best headline I've seen today on horsemeat kerfuffle: "True beef or not true beef, that is equestrian" <3
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First they came for verbs and I said nothing cos verbing weirds words. Then they arrival for nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.
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Thanks WikiLeaks, for leaking your donor list, including yours truly, by not BCC'ing - http://adrianlamo.com/don.txt - that's dedication.
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"The first shooing occurred at the MIT comp.sci building at 10:30pm, a time when no one would be there." <= CBS, failing at geeks.
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Me: What's your e-mail address? FBI: I'm not giving you my e-mail address. Me: You mean it's not your firstname.lastname@ic.fbi.gov? FBI: =/
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It looks like (sadly) the 40pc Chicken McNugget + gallon sweet tea combo is an actual thing in/around North Carolina:
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Yes, I have opinions on the school shooting. One such opinion is that volunteering opinions via social media is not particularly helpful.
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In the end, outside advice did nothing to help overcome depression/anxiety. But not looking for external answers did.
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I see *someone's* trying to poach my prospective monkey secretaries / exploited interns. This. Will. Not. Stand! >:o
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I get roped into tech support for a kid, & find myself explaining "back then we had what we called a command line …" My lawn, get off it. :/
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This image is mos. def. trying to undermine your security. If opportunity doesn't knock, it's coming in /w flashbangs.
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Considering how handy FBI is at killing journalists wholesale am surprised Alex Jones still around to remind us nothing's ever an accident.
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“If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and one who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.” — SR
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OH: "If you text me "plz" because it's shorter than "please" ... I'm going to respond with "no" because it's shorter than "yes".
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"Why is [a credit card thief] a hacker?" "Same reason the moron who broke the story is called a reporter." -- Summer 2001 issue of 2600
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