Alexandra

Be nice to your enemies. You made them..

If you can't pronounce it, then don't even fucking say it.

I don't fuck around about not fucking around.

I max out at zero reps. #fitfam

Who's the patron saint of functional alcoholism?

My wife and I have decided we don't want children. If anybody does I can drop them round

I want @BernieSanders to quietly walk out onto this stage and five-point-palm-exploding-heart all these hollow beasts. #GOPDebate

Update: Alabaster has now followed me to the living room. I may have to burn this mother down.

I named the bathroom silverfish Alabaster in hopes of making him less terrifying. No, it's not working.

Maybe you should try a new social media site that doesn't require words or pictures or interacting with other people.

Wimp.... The art of running away when things dont go your way.

Being up before midday is bullshit

Been on Twitter for almost a year and a half now. I should be getting time off for good behavior soon.

Dancing On dead winter grass Bare foot Cuts like chards of glass So does love Unanswered A turtle dove Dying In the cold Lonely getting old

Fare thee well.

I go on hiatus and fat loss accounts follow me. I assure you, 100%, I was not working out.

Hey, do these genes make my bum look fat?

I like the way people aren't all judgy in airport bars at 9:00 in the morning