This has to be the first generation, ever, wherein a news outlet tells parents it's their "responsibility" to concern themselves with their offspring's masturbation habits. #Peak21stCentury
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I take that back. Plenty of earlier generations were concerned that masturbation was "sinful" or would drive someone insane. But telling parents to buy sex toys to make sure their kid masturbates "safely"? Yeah, no. This is a first.
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I’ll admit I only skimmed this, but, regardless, it struck me as idiotic. Why, just WHY would any girl who wants to masturbate put objects up her vagina on her 1st tries at same? Wouldn’t she stimulate her clitoris instead—‘cause that’s what naturally feels good? Sheesh.
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Exactly. Pretty sure we managed very well without sex toys and shot glasses. Idk anyone who would've thought to stick things up her vagina to get off.
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Hairbrushes? Bananas? SHOT GLASSES? These are for the (pardon the pun) **out of touch**, for the people who base their sexual pleasure on what they read or absorb via cultural osmosis. Real self-pleasurers are good with their hands—another skill dying in techno-feudal serfdom.
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Keep hoping for a mass societal awakening--so many peak whatevers to jolt people out of their stupor. But nope. Not yet.
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Holy hell...wow
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How did children ever masturbate “safely” without someone buying a product? You know that article had to “sponsored” by a sex toy company ...or someone has stock.
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