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Just no. I put my slippers away. Thank you. They go where I decide they go.
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But then I drive my car. Or, if you're giving me a lift, you drive it. If I am driving, don't tell me how to drive. If you're driving, I will let you drive.
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*screams, runs away, slips because socks on wood flooring, breaks neck*
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Do we already have cats surfing them? Videos?
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Human triviality at significant financial cost always puzzles me
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We are living in the glorious, glorious future
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Why is this so fucking cute?
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@goodoldcatchy Really?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And the animation was created by Poundstretcher.
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The Japanese wizarding school have sorting sandals to make sure new students' first educational steps are appropriate to their aptitudes.
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