That's the last thing a fish sees. Don't anybody @ me and tell me a fish's perspective would be different because of where their eyes are or some pedantic shit like that.
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It’s weird because you can see yourself being eaten, but also see it eyes while it gives you that cold death stare.
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This bird looks like a damn toilet.
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This is how all of my selfies turn out
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Broke: Duck lips. Woke: Pelican lips.
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Huh... now i know that they can still see their food after its already in the mouth. Interesting
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lol. "I'll watch you die, stupid FISH!"
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weird hentai
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More like Pelican't
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@SkankinStrider fed a fish to a pelican in frisco bay/he tried to eat my cell phone/he ran awayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The last thing a chalupa from Taco Bell sees of me at 3am
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I read <politician trying to eat a phone> which was strangly not surprising.
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Also I love how its face is structured so that the eyes are visible -- even with a mouth that big you still need to see what's going into it. Of course it won't help all that much if the pelican is still stupid enough to think that a phone is food.
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That's a PeliCAN not a PeliCAN'T.
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I though it’s a dogs butt shooting diarrhea
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Underrated tweet.
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homie looking like a water slide
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