Egg? What egg?pic.twitter.com/5YXveT8q1O
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When somebody takes a photo of you while you're eating and you try to smile good anyway
When the waiter asks how’s your food after you just taken a bite.
Me at the taco stand.
"Why do they call it that"
That face you make when the waiter/waitress invariably stops by while your mouth is full to ask you if you’re enjoying your meal...
Snake: "I can explain"
Imagine those boys cracking open in a snake tummy
I used to keep a few of these back in the day..markings very similar to the night adder. The eggy tho when feeling cornered would run scales together and make a loud hissing sound as a result... Kinda b-tech rattle sound
like a porn scene..
Nom nom
They only have "teeth" in the back of their mouth that crack the egg, they then regurgitate the shell once the yolk has been absorbed - this makes it impossible to get bit. Quail eggs can be hard to get and might be expensive so it's a give/take scenario if you want one as a pet.
Um excuse me is that even allowed
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