Yeah but they still can’t agree on where to set the thermostat at night when they go to bed.
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Damn I wish I was a titi
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"Mildred, I told you a million times, I twist left while you twist right."
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My girl read this tweet of my phone rn and said "Even them Monkeys know how to keep it faithful"

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‘Mate for life’ in the rest of the animal kingdom usually means they pair-bond to raise babies. They probably still have side action. Monogamy is very rare. Do not read this to your girl. I repeat, DO NOT read this to her! I fear for your safety.
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Lovely pair of titis
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Get a room.
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And apparently both of their favorite restaurants are "I Dont Care, You Pick" *slide trombone noise*
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Better than that Avatar scene
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That's cute
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their tails are so cuteeeeeeeeee
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And I can't get a text back
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