ME: Dayum, Jules. Lookin' RIPPED. What's your thing? Yoga? Running? JULES VERNE: *motions to nearby elliptical* Nautilus. (I'm so sorry.)
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You win the internet today!

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*bows deeply*
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The plan to build his grave 20,000 leagues under the sea didn't make it.
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Reaching for the snooze
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“Voyage au centre de la Terre”
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There's something rather vampiric about that.pic.twitter.com/mS10OaGfVn
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(Bad 16 bit audio): Rise from your grave!
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¿Altered beast?
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I want to be this extra about my tombstone.
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Knowing how to live is one thing, knowing how to die takes you to another level of awesome
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@Anataylor_x This is what I need for my grave when the time comes -
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My mum reminded me today that I’m an organ donor, so we decided we should bury my writing hand instead (with my ashes placed in my hand to really freak a grave robber out)
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So, it sucks to be dead? I knew it!!!
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