You know what's bigger - that diver's balls.
“Deep Blue”, believed to be the largest white shark on record. (https://www.npr.org/2019/01/18/686794134/video-giant-great-white-shark-frolics-with-divers …)pic.twitter.com/11s4HNglm6
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Honestly, that shark’s probably not interested in her but like at any fucking moment: *chomp*
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They don't like how we taste. Most *humans* survive Great White attacks for that reason. They bite down, then spit us out. ('Course that one bite does a hell of a lot of damage, but still.)
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I’ve heard that too, it’s kinda funny from a sharks’s perspective Shark: “Just a little nibble, human”
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I heard it’s because we aren’t as fat as a seal or something like that. Shitty for me because I am a big boy.
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My sis was very preggers here. Please give her some space should you see her again....she's super private.
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Chonky babay!
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That’s exactly what I said out loud!
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That's cuz we are people of high intellect!pic.twitter.com/2zswe9y59W
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No. I'M Bruce.
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*not digging the Shark Body-shaming I’m seeing here*
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RIGHT?! Jeez, humans....she's pregnant. And the babehs will be four to five feet long, and she'll have like 10+ of them. Chill, critics.
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Take note, single sharkies. This is why Bruce is a REAL man-shark. Swipe way right!
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....annnnnnndd followed. Which sounds bad. Like, a shark is following you. But a friendly one.
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Thanks! Not bad at all, bub. #FinStigmapic.twitter.com/ObvsRiDwrj
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Deep Blue? Should have named him chunky fins.
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Her. And she's pregnant.
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I empathize, I gained over fifty pounds when I was pregnant.
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All mommas are BEEEOOOTIFUL
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Yes but sometimes miserable
oh the bloating.
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