This needs to be a whole storyline, The Spider and the Gazelle.
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Spider: “LIONS!” Gazelle: “WHERE?!” Spider: “Sorry, I was just practicing in case I see one.” Gazelle: “Oh.” Spider: “Full disclosure: I actually have no idea what a lion is.” Gazelle: “Just help keep the bugs off.” Spider: “Sure thing.”
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Lion: DELICIOUS GAZELLE *gets closer* Lion: NOPE.
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GAZELLE: Am I a joke to you?
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"Is it on me? It feels like it's on me."
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I’d set my own head on fire
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This is what depression looks like
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MAN I BET YOU'RE REAL FUCKIN FUN AT PARTIES
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yes
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how i feel when i give up on my self care routine
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Okay, gazelle, I think it's time to wash your face.
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mobile home
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Gazelle: “Lot of flies today...” Spider: “GIDDYAP!!” G: “....” S: “...sorry. Just turn around a couple times, please.”
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Pretty good partnership i'd say. The spider gets a travelling food trap, and the gazelle has something to keep the flies off.
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