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That’s some monkeypaw level misinterpretation. I dig it.
Who said romance was dead
They couldn't...like... Give her a whole body? Just had to make it weird
Whoever was the stone-carver responsible for making the grave must've run short on funds, so I guess they had to cut corners... ... sunglasses yeaahhh---
I dunno. It's missing a bit of the romance factor for me. 
Two of them embraced would be better. Just holding the person you love forever
Goals
And for every French bird’s desire to crap on her.
Correction: to forever gaze upon the decapitated head of his wife!
which now, thanks to some patina, looks like a goddamn horror film
Don't discount the wife's dismembered head's contribution.
It’s those streaks, though. Ugh. Zombie tears 

Go, Vulnavia. Your work is complete, come and join us on the other side.
Now that's a deep cut!
Creepy. I bet that’s not what he meant!
Perhaps not but it is my new favourite thing 
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