Imagine instead of hearing BARK BARK you get this nightmarish HONK HONK as this feathered bastion of JUSTICE comes bolting for you.
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in ancient Rome, geese guarded the Capitol. According to legend, they saved the Republic During The First Sack of Rome
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They were actually named after an earlier civilisation - Ancient Geese.
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Even geese need to work to cover their bills...
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Birdwatching.
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I would be terrified if like 20 geese rolled up on me menacingly late at night,
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Geese will fuck you up.
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i mean, a dog i might try to pet it a FUCKIGN GEESE? im gonna RUN they are scary
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Good move; geese are vicious little bastards.
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Asshole geese win every time
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Ingenious and beautiful flock
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Good idea. Geese can be vicious bastards.
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My grandmother had a flock of geese. They saved her and my Grandfathers life. Long story. Bottom line, they are excellent guard dogs. Also very good at charging and hissing and generally being arsholes but that is not the same as being a good attack eideo
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Proper use for those hell spawns
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The Chinese Geese Police Force!
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We have farmer friends that use geese to warn off coyotes and foxes
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I think the last brewery in Scotland that used guard-geese retired them relatively recently
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