Are we sure this is a fish? It looks pretty "crabby". But then, being this ugly would make me crabby, too.
This is the Demon Stinger. The fish has venomous spines to ward off enemies.pic.twitter.com/gwu8p6GFH7
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I'm COMPLETELY ASTONISHED to learn that it's found in Australia.pic.twitter.com/FbLxOQnBI6
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How is that what’s surprising about this? Australia’s wildlife is as crazy as Florida’s people. The land down under is where I expect a venom-barbed walking fish to live.
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I'm pretty sure that they were being sarcastic. Hence the gif. Even how they wrote it sounded sarcastic to me.
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You’re probably right. DAMN YOU TEXT AND YOUR INABILITY TO PORTRAY SARCASM IN A WAY THAT WOULD ADEQUATELY FIT THIS SITUATION!
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Man, fuck that fish
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I would not recommend that
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Do everyone who's creeped out by this fish: Have you seen what's in the ocean? This little critter seems pretty cuddly compared to what horrors live out there feeding and breeding and such
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Oh i could not agree more. A true horror show. I'd rather be lost in deep space than lost, afloat in the ocean. Omg. For real.
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He’s got LEGS!! Is that another name for the fish? I know em by sea barons
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Honestly, real life on earth is as weird as anything dreamed up by sci-fi writers.
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You mean in addition to being an abomination?
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Thought it was Nancy Pelosi in a bathing suit.
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