Thankfully, they eat fruit. In a universe where they ate meat, shotgun sales would increase by like 700%
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I don’t care what they eat! What if it got caught in your hair. Lol
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What kind of massive hairdo could catch a bat that size? Do you have one of those 18th century massive powdered wigs?
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unacceptable. please delete
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under no circumstances. reporting this
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He's a cutie. I would leave him some grapes.
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It doesn't want grapes...
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A skritch behind the ears?
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The world needs more megabats.
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i peed
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Nah man, that's straight up Nosferatu.
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I'm sure he's called a megabat because he's megacute
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It’s cause he listens to Megadeth
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