Also good for when he can't attract a female
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The crabs are here!
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A lover and a fighter
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"Come to my place and i'll show you how I pinch"
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I’m on Amazon now looking at claws....

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So you can jump out of the wardrobe shouting “BEHOLD my massive claw”?!
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Hot Crab

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“Creator, we only have one set of claws left, and one is much bigger than the other.” “Just slap ‘em on. Connect the bigger one to sex or violence or some similar, so it’ll sell in flyover country.”
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the poor thing...this must be tiresome! :)
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M'lady.
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Makes it easy for hailing a crab cab
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well i'm enticed as hell!!
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