In Australia even the trees try to kill you
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If it’s not the snakes, the spiders or the crocks that get you, the melon sized pine cones will finish you. Gotta love Australia
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Is there anything in Australia that won't kill you?
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The snow
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I stand corrected!
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Australians make up Drop Bears when they have monster lethal pinecones just sitting there?
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Seems like everything is trying to kill you in Australia. I'd like to think at least the air won't kill you. I'm probably wrong.
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"cones may fall without warning" I suspect they always fall without warning? It's not like the tree is gonna shout "heads up" before dropping a 10 kg pine cone on you
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Could we arrange for them to fall on the spiders?
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@MashaFern Australia is not real. It is the place we all go to, in our nightmares.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The damn Emus are in the trees!
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Jesus Christ, Australia. Just mellow the F out already.
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Best not stand underneath it then.
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So, of course, you should plant them near your homes.
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What don't they have in Australia?
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