I wanna be a cute fluffy baby bird who can kill my enemies with orange poison puke!!!!
When threatened, Fulmar chicks vomit out a sticky orange oil at the predator. The oil glues the predator's feathers together so it cannot fly. When the predator goes to wash the oil off in the ocean, it finds it has lost its buoyancy and drownspic.twitter.com/EP68XFSuUc
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This reminds me of something
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"...When the predator goes to wash the oil off in the ocean, it finds it has lost its buoyancy and drowns"pic.twitter.com/sSfZrgVwy1
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It's like some gross fucked up Pokemon
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The real Squirtle
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That's the most metal defense I've ever heard of.
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I profoundly respect this bird.
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diabolical
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I had two bottles of Malibu one night and ended up like that.
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Vomiting yellow foam for about 4 hours! Jesus! I can still taste it 25 years later.
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There may have been a red ball involved but I’m pretty sure I’ve blocked that part of the evening out!
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