Me, whenever anyone knocks on my door.
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*a man touches my lower back "trying to get by"* me:
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he cute
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Me, this week....


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My favourite Twitter account ever. You're clearly a mad scientist showcasing your work.
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Or as I call it, "My Freshman Year in High School".
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I need this superpower
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wish all weeds did that.
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Me when it's time to do the dishes.
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That is insane
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Story of my life...
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woah: a reverse death-eater move.
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~To the sea cucumber, the tiniest touch of a human finger in this fashion is tantamount to a 747 crashing into your suburban kitchen.
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