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This is a bird that expresses surprise that her bird husband has been killed in a mysterious accident, leaving her with a sizeable inheritance...
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Denise, 57, CEO of a small luxury handbag company. Recently divorced. Has to have a martini at 7pm sharp. Started dating her 27 year old assistant, Marc.
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Me: No I'm not gonna dress up for the party, just something casual Me, getting to the party 4 hours late:
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Let them eat seeds
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Halord I’m leaving. Keep the children, they bore me
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Hahahaha
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"Well then, pistols at dawn, sir?" "Indeed, pistols at dawn it is. Good day to you, sir." "And a good day to you, sir."
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Brown Birb: I say, ol' chap, do you know what gives me a good chortle? Black Birb: Please enlighten me, my good sir. Br.B: Commoners. Bl.B: Yes, quite. Br.B: Mm-hmm. Bl.B: Indeed.
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