They're taking ant acids.
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@ColetteWillis1 Those flying ants must hang out in Howth for the rest of the year causing Seagulls to attack cats, roofers, and little women running down to Mass. -
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You’re adorable!
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Unlikely that acid would progress past the first section of the gastro-intestinal tract
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Comment from the article “Gulls are great opportunists and if there's an abundance of ants and insects, they'll just get stuck in and will be so focussed on eating, they won't move for the cars” - that sounds plausible
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That’s true
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How tf does a seagull move a car
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Tells it a sad story?
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*MORE aggressively
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Is this a metaphor for Premier League fans?
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You think that's strange? You should see how humans act when they get drunk.
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Honestly, give me an ant drunk flock of seagulls over a bunch of drunk people any day.
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“ant drunk” <this is everything.
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