I’d date him. 
This tiny male Japanese Pufferfish spends 10 days creating art on the ocean floor to attract a mate (Video: BBC)pic.twitter.com/s9OtXhABnr
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When fish are even more talented than I am...
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What the gif doesn't show is him screwing up the first attempts
#Practice
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...then, once she shows up, he resents her for taking his focus away from his art.
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...does he have merch tho ...
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And then she leaves him for a fish with more money.
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Poor guy's gonna find himself with a super high-maintenance lady fish.
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And helping with the dishes just won’t cut it.
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There was a guy in the dorms who tried too hard too. He got a few pity dates.
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If he was this talented and dedicated then those weren't pity dates.
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That's the most romantic shit I've ever seen.
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Puff Pieces...
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Feels good knowing that a pufferfish can draw better than me
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Naw. Pretty sure he's trying to summon the devil.
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“So...would you like to go back to my place and see my etchings? Well, honestly, my place IS my etchings.”
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