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Me when there’s LEGO on the floor but I really need to run across the room to grab my cellphone before it falls into a bucket of water nearby and I realize this scenario has become needlessly complex but I’m committed to it now and it’s too late for punctuation and I’m so scared-
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As in, "Jesus Christ this is tiring. Where's the shore FFS?!?"
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His little pinwheel arms!!
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have you accepted the basilisk as your personal lord n reptilian saviour??
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Fake Fun Fact! It was nicknamed the Jesus Christ Lizard because the first person that saw it was like "JESUS CHRIST A LIZARD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
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Holy lizard!
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You know besides the obvious walking on water thing, “Jesus Christ!” is probably the first thing that whoever discovered the lizard said when they saw it sprinting full speed across the water at them.
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Hallelujah
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The arms.

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Hallelujah!
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@_catsandra_ el pajarito del documental :vThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Kekeflipnote do your thing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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