*a group of emus are huddled in a circle* “Alright, I’m callin’ this meetin’ to order.” “Why we meetin’ so early Tony?” “You know what they say, the oily boyd gets the woym.” “Guys... aren’t we called a mob of emus, not THE Mob?” “Shut up Vinny! If mama could hear you now...”
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Did you know that Australia actually went to war with emus? And lost?
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The related Wikipedia article is a classic https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
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Wrong. The native Australians refer to them as a 'militia'
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<extremely young dolph voice> skreet emus in tuxedos we the MOB"
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The Australians discovered this the hard way
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Wise guys
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Great warriors
.... ( Emu war against humanity
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When ?
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So if a group of emus is in Russia, chasing after me, I can safely say that "the Russian mob is after me"?
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Owners of Australia you mean.
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Emus : Anyone wanna argue
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Ooooo Scary- those eyes though
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Nice
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Punk rock group Emu Mob.
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