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My cat does it for free.
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I'll pay my sleep paralysis demons $45 to keep this door perching guy away from my room while I sleep.
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Actually a gargoyle is a waterspout. That would make him a grotesque.
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Unless ... No. Please, no.
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Best $45 I’ve ever spent. Bonus: not only were the paralysis demons unable to paralyze me while I slept, my room smelled like patchouli vape when I woke up
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what? like none have considered doing some 'goyling to cover rent? no shame.
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@dearwolfie@baronesadocha@hogzmeade vou fazer serviço de carranca a domicílio -
KKKKK eu amo uma referência cultural
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melhor rolê trancado
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isso que é um rolê trancado de respeito
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Please don’t judge my hobbies outside of work
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(But yes, I will pay this man to fight my sleep paralysis)
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Gargoyles are cool, yo.
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True, but get a proper stand for this. Maybe a sturdy cat tree? Modern hinges and door jams just aren't built for gargoyles.
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But they should be.
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