*record scratch *freeze frame Yup, thats me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.pic.twitter.com/9bdonwdMOE
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*record scratch *freeze frame Yup, thats me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.pic.twitter.com/9bdonwdMOE
I think that cat is broken
I've seen one do this when it was being hectored by crows in flight: the crows would stay above and behind the eagle, darting in to peck at it, and the eagle would suddenly flip to try to grab them with its talons
When someone opens the door behind you while you’re doing your sit-ups.
He heard who the president is.
DANGER ZONE 
Eagle.Exe has stopped working
You're supposed to fly your national symbol upside down to signify distress.
LMAO in the symbol of America is fed up with America rightpic.twitter.com/MRWEAth8Lq
Hey no te jodo diciendote que estaba afuera y pasaron dos aguilitas no de estas pero osea hace no mas de 2 minutos.
Cuchiiiis
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