Hey ! I know this dude. I slow the car, then speed up. I even get out of the car and pretend I broke down. His excited little legs can't rock up fast enough. Have you ever seen a skeleton give the bird. I think I may have, as I dived back into the car. How rude !!!
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This is me chasing a grilled cheese food truck.
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Me turning 40
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I've been thoroughly spooked.
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Excuse me, sir! SIR! You dropped your wallet! Tell the conductor to slow down!
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We warned Forrest to stop running years ago, but the squirrel wouldn’t listen, naw sir!
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Not the most... threatening... gait I've ever seen.
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With the way those knees are collapsing, both IT bands are going to be ... well nonexistent I guess.
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When your mom drops you off and you forgot something in the car.
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Optimist: “Look, he isn’t gaining on us!” Pessimist: “True. But.”
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This is me trying to get my prom date to come back to the dance hall.
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Me “getting into shape” to run a 5K. Actually that’s just me “getting into shape” period.
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Tonka lost his wheelchair?
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Tiny Gashadokuro.
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