An opossum once did this when my dog came after it. Ever since then, my dog plays opossum whenever she doesn't want to do what she's told. She lays down with her legs out stiff and won't make eye contact. She never did that before meeting the opossum.
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I love how it’s not enough to act dead, but it must also smell like a corpse as well. 10 / 10 for going the whole way. Give it up for the humble possum who may be tiny, but is clearly hardcore af.
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I see many in my hood. I call them all Carl.
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Or ghostface
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My favorite Twitter (after this one, of course) :
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loookit his little paws, so cute Imma cry.
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Yeah. They cute alright. You see 1 in the house, there's usually 4 more. And they love to chew. They're quite destructive indoors.
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Oh well, hippos are pretty cute, too. I admit, I still don’t want one in my house, let alone 4 or 5.





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They also eat ticks and don't carry rabies, so if you see one around, it's cool.
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This is why I've let one live under my deck for years. Good neighbor.
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@TeamLidi when you don't nominate@DormStreams for Up and Comer -
im over here smellin like a corpse when y’all don’t vote
@DormStreams
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