“I showed u my throat pls reply”
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she is like "stop doing that, its weird, just dont"
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He approached her, nervous, feeling that same familiar breathless excitement. She was beautiful, and as she turned to him, he opened his mouth to speak... but his heart was in his throat.
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Shes like "um whats up with that saggy sack?"


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She’s like “That’s the saggiest sack I’ve ever seen”


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She's like "I like your saggy sack but are you really the age you said you were?"
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Bc his sack is mega saggy -
Yeah clearly he is older than he stated at the beginning of their relationship and the sagginess of his sack shows the truth
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He def lied about his age. She’ll figure it out when he gets grey feathers too soon
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She looks like she replied “frigate-about-it buddy”
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Female frigate birds get unsolicited throat pics in their dms
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Here in Ecuador we have “La Isla Corazón” (Heart Island) which is fulled with those beautiful birds, that’s why it gets its name but also because actually the “island” is heart-shaped.
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The poor bird seem to not understand


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Would it be weird to say "chesticles"?
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she doesn’t seem very “attracted” if you ask me...pic.twitter.com/MvRrngb6ZW
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