Just wait till you see the Teddypede... 
Teddytaur, a combination of a teddy bear and a centaur, by German toy maker Steiffpic.twitter.com/17SV2NyVyN
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Horrifying, but i kinda want one
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I don’t know if it’s too early or too late in my day to be seein this monstrosity. Liked and retweeted tho.
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Monstrosity is right!
It's a freak of nature!
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It's more fun when you make your own animals. My kid and I did this for a school project. One part My Little Pony, one part wrestling figure.pic.twitter.com/XRgGVJjeO7
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i want one!
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It's gonna be something like this that makes God say. "Fuck it. Time for another flood."
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Yeah but remember the Duck-billed Platypus: • aquatic • mammal • but it lays eggs ok • has milk but no nipples bc sure • duck nose, but soft & fulla nerves for sensing idk worms & THAT'S NOT EVEN THE GOOD SHIT, CHRIS! BUCKLE YR WHOLE JUNK IN BC IT GETS DUMBER & MORE WTF...
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YOU READY? I hope so bc here it comes: • THE MALES ARE VENOMOUS WHY WOULD YOU EVEN • but the stinger's on its feet (ok) (no it's not this is a weird choice for an animal that like—why?) • then? they eat larvae & grub & just goop, man. they're not even...wtf was this for?
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OH YEAH THERE'S MORE: So they're equipped w/high lvl dangerous accessories so they can eat worms? & they're going in w/venomous FEET (Y?) & a nose that is hysterical but also they're a beaver somehow that lays eggs & is just kinda sweating milk AND SWIMMING I mean...
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I know two things, Chris: 1. The DBP is maybe the only thing TRULY right w/the world—& is PROOF absurdism's the one true path—like god's taking fistfuls of LSD, daring us to match him—& will we? Idfk! That's what life's ABOUT, Chris. I know that now. 2. God CLEARLY needs a nap.
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Shouldn’t it be Centeddy
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Dont we all
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