That's metal af
The Hairy frog or "wolverine frog" breaks its own bones to produce claws that puncture their way out of the frog’s toe pads, when it feels threatenedpic.twitter.com/ebnINT079z
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HE DOES WHAT NOW
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In related news, the Magneto Alligator uses its freakish ability to generate magnetic fields to hunt the wolverine fr- oh for crying out loud this joke is terrible, God help me.
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I both love you and hate you right now
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I could’ve gone with the Magneto gator joke or a joke about a one-eyed “cyclops fly.” Oh yes, this could have been so much worse... I love me and hate me too.
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you goddamn evil genius
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I broke my own finger once to get out of a bad date, so I feel you froggo
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Damn. I'm hella curious.
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Put it in the crack between bathroom stalls and cranked it
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Nothing. And I repeat, NOTHING some novelist or screenwriter could Imagine will ever top the zany shit Nature devises. Human: Electric mouse named Pikachu? Dragons? Cthulhu? Nature: Pfft! Hold my beer.
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What the fuck is that?!
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Clathrus archeri, also known as Devil's Fingers.
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Goddamn you Nature.
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Yeah, don't look into coconut crabs, or mind controling fungus, or bobit worms.
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Especially Bobit worms.
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