"I should have used eHarmony."pic.twitter.com/ccEeUG6llh
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@gabrielakawaji WOW
pesaaaado
Ok I really love this painting
Sad being a sad man.
Where can I cop this couch tho
PLEASE DON'T TRICK MY BONER. IT'S SENSITIVE.
"I can't believe you killed mother!" "The bitch went one nag too far, dear." "What's for dinner?" "Tuna surprise." *puts head in hands* "Oh, god."
Who done it?
I thought this was a @lyzl tweet.
"So... you're saying you tricked your last husband into sitting with his head in his hands and then stabbed him in the b-"
'But it looked SO different in the brochure darling..'
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