Thank goodness I added the Cthulhu option with my homeowners insurance.
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Bad news, your Acts of Elder Gods coverage doesn't include inexplicably land bound but otherwise mundane cephalopods.
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"I hate when that happens."
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Don’t you just hate it when you come home from a long day at work just to see a giant octopus destroying your house? I know I do.
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It’s called “Fatigue.”
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"Mondays"
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"He'd let us in, know where we've been In his octopus' garden in the shade" ... definitely: not as advertised.
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Despite his eminence in the world of journalism and the vast royalties accruing to him, Kurt Eichenwald continued to live a modest suburban bungalow.
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very nice, wish i'd thought of that
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"Ugh. Can't wait to hear what the insurance company says about this."
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this is gnawsome!!
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MOOOOOOOORTY !!!!
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"Yup, insurance isn't going to cover this, is it..... *sigh*"
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Love his stuff.
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