Miriam

@3rdragon

Writer, gardener, knitter, systems engineer. She/her

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.

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  1. prije 41 minutu

    ... I have no idea what happened to that hashtag...

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  2. prije 1 sat

    Oh, I have Saturday's to post! This lovely lady is a great horned owl who is unfortunately unreleasable and lives with . Image: Big owl sitting on a glove. Her eyes catch the light and glow yellow.

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    31. sij

    If you are stressed, here is an old Asian grandma making tofu

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    2. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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  5. 2. velj

    “If you shrimped a jellyfish, it would probably be grateful!”

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  6. 2. velj

    “It’s reasonable—everybody has to swim in the same ocean, and the fish poop in it enough already.”

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  7. 2. velj

    “I don't remember that, but yeah, that tracks."

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  8. 2. velj

    “We strive for acceptablity." "Honestly, some days." "If we see a low bar, we try to clear it!"

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  9. 2. velj

    "Does anything make you nervous?" "Yes." "Do we get to know what it is?" "No."

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  10. 2. velj

    "It's just the trial generally--it's nice when day two comes after day one."

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  11. 2. velj

    "Does that much fried food desiccate you?" "Um... I'm not chemically at my best."

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  12. 2. velj

    "Don't worry, officer, they're not incapacitated, they're just full of shrimp."

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  13. 2. velj

    "Sometimes you just have to pour yourself into a bucket and then eat your way to freedom, okay?"

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  14. 2. velj

    "You mix food and mating?" "You don't?!" "It's a... niche interest..."

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  15. 2. velj

    "Maybe it's a marker of friendship, maybe pal comes from palpate." "Yes, it's a totally platonic friendship bonding." "No, it's not." "I was trying to not say that!"

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  16. 2. velj

    "So what I'm hearing is, you're not a service shrimper." "Not habitually."

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  17. 2. velj

    "I put most of my arms into play, gently shrimping the cats." ... "If I had known that this was all it took to bring a purr to their throats, I would have shrimped them a long time ago."

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  18. 2. velj

    "Do you want your octopus in fighting shape or not"

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  19. 2. velj

    "'We found a fur from the deceased in the trunk of your car.' 'Yeah, you found a fur from everyone on the block in the trunk of my car.'"

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  20. 2. velj

    "But does Alex know that he is manipulating the laws of the space-time continuum to do it? Absolutely not. Alex isn't that self-aware."

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