Imagine trying to explain to your colleagues who are members of Congress what Twitch is 
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You mean Twitter, Senator. A twitch is an involuntary movement, not a platform. Please delete this. Very embarrassing for you, and this is coming from a youth football coaching legend who graduated in the top 70% of my high school class, not some random clown.
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@twitch is legit old man. -
I’m anything but an old man. I’m 41, and I rise every morning at dawn to go run routes in cleats at the high school football field and hit tackling dummies and the blocking sled. That sound “old” to you?
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Lol top 70% what an accomplishment. 70% of people in your class can claim the same thing, that must feel so great and exclusive.
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I purchased a waterbed without financing
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A man who biggest achievement is lettering in high school. So sad. Little man. Trying so hard to be big boy.
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Um, I live in a deluxe corner unit apartment with a fountain view and a gas fireplace.
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Twitch is a streaming platform;
@AOC is a member of the House of Representatives and not a Senator. She can’t run for that yet due to age requirements per Article 1, Sect 3 of the Constitution - Show replies
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Oh my God I love Coach Letterman, insightful as always. I have to ask what the waterbed thing is? A lot of comments about waterbeds?? It's gnawing at my brain.
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These are the legendary coach’s accomplishments that we mere mortal might not have
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