Girl: "Yeah, I like Japan. It's, like, so cultural, you know?" Alex: "Well I'm glad you think so. As it happens I have the first-quarter Odakyu earnings report with me. Would you like to peruse it together?" That's how I imagine the conversation going.https://twitter.com/380kmh/status/988560604687486977 …
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Well sure. You've got to soak the flaky, disloyal bastards so you can take care of your real true peeps.
#TrainNationalismThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Alex, don't do it, it's too powerful.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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