lmfao I told my roommate not to drink all my champagne and that I'd buy her beer if she waited I got home and she's all flustered because she drank all the champagne, felt bad, walked thru the -2 air to the gas station to buy a new bottle, and got home moments before me
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So... sparkling wine.
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