how do I get a job driving to women’s homes and pelting lipstick at them
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boss: the trick to selling cosmetics is making people feel they need them to be more beautiful me [rings customer doorbell]: you’re an uggo
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Remember Larry, flatter the customer. Make them feel goodpic.twitter.com/dWf4sIUQDg
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Was considering this episode and I’m glad you’re here Mac
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